Monday 1:15pm- drew Dane Swan in the work Brownlow sweep.... strutted around post hat pull like I owned the place and the $50 prize.
Monday 5:57pm- Snort pulled a whole branch off the indoor plant and upon me screaming at him, the little shit dragged the whole branch under the couch to eat!
Monday 10:35pm- chucked a tanty at approximately the Round 19 mark of the Brownlow telecast when it became clear Swan had ruined my night and any hope I had of claiming the $50 or in alcohol equivalent 7.15 vodka and cranberries.
Tuesday 8:29am- strolled into work like "Brownlow..... what Brownlow?"
Tuesday 9:45am- tipped over my saints mug, coffee stained shirt.. spent the day hiding said shirt.
Tuesday 3:30pm- Got three thirty-itis, so took it upon myself to do some fake reading, which involved staring at the document intently.. occasionally turning the page.. on looking back it involved more thought and effort to pull off than actually doing my work would have.
Tuesday 6:47pm- Ate crunchy nut cornflakes for dinner.
Anticipated, significant, future events..
- watch the toddlers and tiaras episode I IQ'd and try to replicate the facial expressions and struts.
- stare at my Thailand ticket for the 708th time.
- eat 75 more m&ms on top of the 175 I've already eaten this week.
- GO MARCHING ON IN...
..... after all 'this is saints footy'!!
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